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Knock Knock #2: Pictograph

Blue Door with Pictographs, Euclid Avenue

Blue door with pictographs on Euclid Avenue, The Annex

The yellow signs:

  • Please tango within the dotted lines
  • Caution: yoga mat slippery when wet
  • Umbrella won’t deploy? Put your knee into it

The black signs:

  • Pull yourself up by your bootstraps…
  • No cufflinks, no service
  • Keep blood from papercuts safely contained
  • …both of them

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Knock Knock #1: Yellow

Yellow Door on Bolton Avenue

Yellow door on Bolton Avenue, Queen-Broadview Village

Most women have a biological clock whose loud ticking reminds them that their prime child-bearing years are slipping away second by second. As I progress through my early thirties, I hear a rhythmic beat all right, but it’s not from the second hand of an internal baby clock. It’s the sound of knocking at a ...
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